12 Reasons why you shouldn't marry Slickhawk Draft

Team A- Wears socks with sandals-They know him by sight at Kittens Cabaret-Naming his children after a prominent Seahawk-He Hangs with the Chuck and Buck morning show

Team B-He Wears a full uniform to games-Eats weird stuff-The casserole seduction trick-Mrs Slickhawk will be your name

Team C- He poops a lot-He's going to control the remote-His first nickname was Mammu-He was tackled by a lingerie football player

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